I think I have an **** fissure. Suggestions on how to help it heal?

Lillie asked:


I think I have an **** fissure. It hurts like hell and I need to know how to help it heal.

To avoid the dumbass answers I got the first time I asked this, please consider the following:

1. I’m not going to the doctor for this because I do not have health insurance. Please do not tell me to GET health insurance, don’t you think if I could afford it I would? Also please do not recommend the emergency room. A cracked ******* is not an emergency and I’m sure the ER docs have better things to do, not to mention they just bill you an outrageous amount if you don’t have insurance, despite what some think it’s not a freebie. I am not paying $700 for someone to look at my ******* and tell me what somebody on Yahoo could have.

2. I am not constipated. Please do not tell me to modify the consistency of my poop, it’s just fine.

3. Fissures and Hemorrhoids are not the same thing.

4. Please do not tell me to stop doing it in the ****. I do not do it in the ****. I have no idea where the fissure came from, but it sure wasn’t from that.

5. No, you can’t see it.

Thanks for your HELPFUL answers on how to treat this problem.

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