Apr
15

What is the best way to get rid of a nice big hemorrhoid?

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cel’s giant beaver asked:

Any suggestions are welcome.

I’m asking for my bestie. She’s got one. I told her to rip it off with a staple puller, but she did not like that suggestion.

Thank you for addressing my concerns of my bestie’s ****.

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  1. I'm No Angel... says:

    you could use a torch to burn it off!

  2. Shrunken Fro - Damn Right! says:

    Cel I’m sorry but I can’t help you with this one. Now if you need a nice recipe for meatloaf then we’ll hook up.

  3. I need less Cowbell!® says:

    Oh, I was going to say BLOCK.

  4. Foxy Little Devil says:

    A divorce lawyer.

    Expensive, but effective.

  5. BillyCostigan says:

    You divorce him/her.

  6. LeRoy says:

    cram it back in with a large peen I reckon….

  7. The Spectacular Kevin says:

    you have officially ruined Y!A for me… i am going home now.

  8. New York Diva Part II says:

    pliers and pull hard

  9. 2-Dogs Nuetered says:

    Ice cubes, or poke a Popsicle at it

  10. Agent 47™ Inc says:

    just pop it like a zit

  11. Gluteus Maximus~Roman Emperor says:

    You need to keep it warm and moist…continue ******* on it a bit longer.

  12. Mimzy!!!!!!! <3 says:

    well you know what they say. preparation h DOES feel good on the whole.

  13. denise s says:

    give it a dollar and send it out for a pack of smokes.
    a little relief is better than continous suffering.

  14. johnny trash says:

    get a divorce

  15. catz says:

    i’m confused..bestie means grandma in norwegian, you told your grandma to do that? ouch! maybe get her a nice soft donut cushion. ice it. that always causes shrinkage!

  16. SteveC says:

    Flame thrower

    SteveC

  17. ma™ says:

    Divorce him?

    ma

  18. maddamselfly *musing* says:

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………..

    (get rid of the A$$hole and he will be sure to follow……)

  19. ??? Bytes T??l?t H8rs! says:

    I’ll have to call the expert….

    ….GUIDO! Stop molesting the couch and commere and answer Cellies question!

  20. Futility Knife says:

    I work with this guy who cut one off with a razor blade. And then told everyone about it. Yeah, he’s classy…

  21. BlueBelle Got Spanked says:

    The doc has a little gun that he loads with itty bitty rubberbands and then shoots them around the hemorrhoid which then rots and die.

    OR, you can go to Mexico, eat something hot and spicy and have a good poo!

  22. Wicked's wicked complex says:

    scalpel and a welder….

    cut it open and cauterize it shut…..

  23. Semper Fi Reborn says:

    If sandblasting doesn’t work, try dynamite.

  24. jenny says:

    Go to the “Doctor”

  25. mrhappy says:

    if they are really getting on your nerves, use a hacksaw!…

  26. ~Lilbit~ says:

    I just kicked hisass out the house and told him to bring home the bacon. No seriously…he actually has to go work down south because of the storms. Holy hell…he hasn’t gone out of town in like forever…

  27. gigischildcare says:

    Preparation H or Tuck’s. My best to besties ****.

  28. ajunker200 says:

    Preparation-H and warm sitz baths. Don’t pull or lance it, it may hemhorrage, or cause infection. If it is extreme it needs be seen by a physician.

  29. SEAN J says:

    click on the ‘Block User’ tab.

  30. ??Heather Honey?? says:

    Have a rat knaw it off….

    Then poor alcohol on it to clean it.

    OHHH THE PAIN!!!!

  31. Robert #2 says:

    Use your beaver teeth?

  32. Dag says:

    poke it with a stick

  33. Savvy/Snuggie says:

    Well if the Preparation H doesn’t work, hemorrhoidectomy would be the only other option. Oucheee!

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